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funny church signs
November 2009 
Messages on Church Signs
Posted on Jan 30th, 2008
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Satya-Seer
Satya-Seer
Oh well, I only "drive by" for the message!
Well, isn't that SPECIAL?
And does the price of membership include GUILT?
Just like there are people that can't be helped by churches.
Yep - I'd agree with this.
Is this a political statement?
Gawd, you gotta love this . . .
Never heard a church offering an invitation like this one.
Now I have to disagree. He needs lawyers for all those false witnesses.
. . . and they'll do it too . . .
What about the hos?
Nothing Hindu here!
I don't get it . . . what it "inner jogging"?
Okay . . . now this just might be my type of church.
Well . . . I might just have to have dual membership at this church too.
Yeah . . . especially everybody else . . .
JC was in his right mind . . .
I love this . . . please give me back my sins!
They don't belong to you, you thief . . .
Catholic church . . . who'd a thunk it?
Like atheists will really care?!?!
Come on . . . come on . . . thought you were already here!
And here's a church that encourages hoeing. Go figure.
Oh, nevermind !
I'd rather NOT!
And God has not favorites??
Yeah, tell that to most preachers.
Maybe even Love Them To DEATH!
. . . what's left of them . . . if you had any to begin with . . .
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R O F L M (ooooooops!) A O!!!
Now the only thing to really determine is - are most of these people really THAT stupid, regarding the way things are worded, or is it their “inner-devil” making them do it? LOL
(Guess THEY really do need to go to church, to wash those horns right out of their minds! Oh, pardon me - that's where they go to get the “devil” idea installed……)
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Absolutely love it! Half of them were probably photographed within a 50 mile radius of where I live- ha! I wonder if they have some book out there with suggested church sign slogans, or do they get their cheesy slogans from Chick Publications? I thought this one was particularly funny: Bad Bob! Ha! He must have been the cousin or brother of Bad, bad Leroy Brown! Ha!
Thanks! I'm rolling!
These were priceless! We have one in Salem now on a local church that reads “Debt Relief…Inquire Within.” I don't think they're talking about tax help! Thanks for sharing.
wha? churches manipulating words and phrases to coax followers into their flock? {aghaust}
I love your responses to them!!! :)
Some of these are clearly photoshopped and others are cleverly altered. I lived down the road from a really hilarious Anglican church though, on Elgin street in Ottawa. They pulled a 'looking for answers? when google fails, god takes over' which I still have in my phone camera.
Yeah, some are photoshopped, no doubt, but still funny. Hope all is well with you. Sounds like it.
I've secretly fantasized about jotting down the message of the week on the church down the road, then brainstorming with friends to turn it into something entirely different, then moving the letters to their rightful places…
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Hilarious!!!!! I, too, live in an area where signs like this are actually quite common, though, since I am one who prefers to stay home and shout my witnessing, I usually miss them :)
:shout your witnessing:?
these end times need these clear signs! we need led back to Mouse, amen :)
Now Mouse, do you have a P.O. Box where I'm to mail large amounts of cheese? You'd better watch out for these humans' mouse-traps. Love ya Mouse.